Stop Pretending You’ll Clean: The Busy Person’s Guide to Hiring a House Cleaner
Ready to take charge?
If you’ve got better things to do than argue with a vacuum or stress about the state of your bathroom. Or whether you’re drowning in mess or just want more time for literally anything else🤌💫, this guide will help you find, hire, and work with a cleaner who takes the hassle out of housekeeping ✅✅✅
Stop Pretending and Start Outsourcing - Buy & Download Now
📥 Instant PDF Download Now and discover how easy (and guilt-free) hiring a house cleaner can be. Your spotless home - and free time - are waiting! 💖
Read on your phone, laptop, wherever! 🌎
The Tale of the Not-So-Great Cleaner (a short story)
Once upon a time, in a dusty city, there was a cleaner with charm but questionable cleaning skills 😕.
This cleaner was hired to clean a home ongoing and the cleaner promised - “I’ll make it sparkle like the crown 💎 jewels!”. But instead of cleaning, this particular cleaner spent the better part of the first hour “channeling cleaning energy” (aka scrolling on their phone) 😤.
The cleaner’s work included streaky mirrors, sparse vacuuming, and mopping with cold water. “Done and dusted!” they declared, collecting their payment and left 🤌😧
The owner came home late that night and discovered an overall vibe of “effort was optional.” 💤😥
As you would expect, this cleaner’s career fizzled fast 🤨, leaving behind a lesson:
Not all cleaners are created equal - vet wisely! 👏💫👏
Here’s what’s waiting for you inside this Guide:
1. What Makes a Cleaner Truly Awesome 🙌🏼🙌🏽🙌🏿
From eagle-eyed perfectionists to organisational wizards, learn what separates the superstars from the so-so cleaners. Spoiler: it’s more than just their mop game.
2. Personalities and Industry Secrets (Because Not All Cleaners Are Created Equal) ☝️💖💯
Did you know some cleaners specialize in Marie Kondo-level magic, while others stick to the basics? Discover insider tips for spotting red flags and finding someone who aligns with your vibe.
3. Connecting with a Cleaner Who Gets You 🥰🌷👌
Your dream cleaner isn’t just a myth. We’ll show you how to find someone who respects your quirks, and habits.
4. Inspiring Your Cleaner to Bring Their A-Game 👏👏👏
Great cleaners aren’t born - they’re inspired. Learn how to communicate your expectations (without sounding like a drill sergeant) and create a partnership that keeps your place shining.
5. Cash, Trust, and Dust-Ups: Navigating the Cleaner Chronicles 💸🫤🤦♀️
How much should you pay? What happens if it just isn’t working? This chapter has all the answers, so you’ll never feel out of your depth.
6. Checklists 😎✅😌
From interviews to discussing your needs, these checklists will make you feel like a cleaning genius - even if all you did was download this guide.
Ready to take charge?
If you’ve got better things to do than argue with a vacuum or stress about the state of your bathroom. Or whether you’re drowning in mess or just want more time for literally anything else🤌💫, this guide will help you find, hire, and work with a cleaner who takes the hassle out of housekeeping ✅✅✅
Stop Pretending and Start Outsourcing - Buy & Download Now
📥 Instant PDF Download Now and discover how easy (and guilt-free) hiring a house cleaner can be. Your spotless home - and free time - are waiting! 💖
Read on your phone, laptop, wherever! 🌎
The Tale of the Not-So-Great Cleaner (a short story)
Once upon a time, in a dusty city, there was a cleaner with charm but questionable cleaning skills 😕.
This cleaner was hired to clean a home ongoing and the cleaner promised - “I’ll make it sparkle like the crown 💎 jewels!”. But instead of cleaning, this particular cleaner spent the better part of the first hour “channeling cleaning energy” (aka scrolling on their phone) 😤.
The cleaner’s work included streaky mirrors, sparse vacuuming, and mopping with cold water. “Done and dusted!” they declared, collecting their payment and left 🤌😧
The owner came home late that night and discovered an overall vibe of “effort was optional.” 💤😥
As you would expect, this cleaner’s career fizzled fast 🤨, leaving behind a lesson:
Not all cleaners are created equal - vet wisely! 👏💫👏
Here’s what’s waiting for you inside this Guide:
1. What Makes a Cleaner Truly Awesome 🙌🏼🙌🏽🙌🏿
From eagle-eyed perfectionists to organisational wizards, learn what separates the superstars from the so-so cleaners. Spoiler: it’s more than just their mop game.
2. Personalities and Industry Secrets (Because Not All Cleaners Are Created Equal) ☝️💖💯
Did you know some cleaners specialize in Marie Kondo-level magic, while others stick to the basics? Discover insider tips for spotting red flags and finding someone who aligns with your vibe.
3. Connecting with a Cleaner Who Gets You 🥰🌷👌
Your dream cleaner isn’t just a myth. We’ll show you how to find someone who respects your quirks, and habits.
4. Inspiring Your Cleaner to Bring Their A-Game 👏👏👏
Great cleaners aren’t born - they’re inspired. Learn how to communicate your expectations (without sounding like a drill sergeant) and create a partnership that keeps your place shining.
5. Cash, Trust, and Dust-Ups: Navigating the Cleaner Chronicles 💸🫤🤦♀️
How much should you pay? What happens if it just isn’t working? This chapter has all the answers, so you’ll never feel out of your depth.
6. Checklists 😎✅😌
From interviews to discussing your needs, these checklists will make you feel like a cleaning genius - even if all you did was download this guide.
Ready to take charge?
If you’ve got better things to do than argue with a vacuum or stress about the state of your bathroom. Or whether you’re drowning in mess or just want more time for literally anything else🤌💫, this guide will help you find, hire, and work with a cleaner who takes the hassle out of housekeeping ✅✅✅
Stop Pretending and Start Outsourcing - Buy & Download Now
📥 Instant PDF Download Now and discover how easy (and guilt-free) hiring a house cleaner can be. Your spotless home - and free time - are waiting! 💖
Read on your phone, laptop, wherever! 🌎
The Tale of the Not-So-Great Cleaner (a short story)
Once upon a time, in a dusty city, there was a cleaner with charm but questionable cleaning skills 😕.
This cleaner was hired to clean a home ongoing and the cleaner promised - “I’ll make it sparkle like the crown 💎 jewels!”. But instead of cleaning, this particular cleaner spent the better part of the first hour “channeling cleaning energy” (aka scrolling on their phone) 😤.
The cleaner’s work included streaky mirrors, sparse vacuuming, and mopping with cold water. “Done and dusted!” they declared, collecting their payment and left 🤌😧
The owner came home late that night and discovered an overall vibe of “effort was optional.” 💤😥
As you would expect, this cleaner’s career fizzled fast 🤨, leaving behind a lesson:
Not all cleaners are created equal - vet wisely! 👏💫👏
Here’s what’s waiting for you inside this Guide:
1. What Makes a Cleaner Truly Awesome 🙌🏼🙌🏽🙌🏿
From eagle-eyed perfectionists to organisational wizards, learn what separates the superstars from the so-so cleaners. Spoiler: it’s more than just their mop game.
2. Personalities and Industry Secrets (Because Not All Cleaners Are Created Equal) ☝️💖💯
Did you know some cleaners specialize in Marie Kondo-level magic, while others stick to the basics? Discover insider tips for spotting red flags and finding someone who aligns with your vibe.
3. Connecting with a Cleaner Who Gets You 🥰🌷👌
Your dream cleaner isn’t just a myth. We’ll show you how to find someone who respects your quirks, and habits.
4. Inspiring Your Cleaner to Bring Their A-Game 👏👏👏
Great cleaners aren’t born - they’re inspired. Learn how to communicate your expectations (without sounding like a drill sergeant) and create a partnership that keeps your place shining.
5. Cash, Trust, and Dust-Ups: Navigating the Cleaner Chronicles 💸🫤🤦♀️
How much should you pay? What happens if it just isn’t working? This chapter has all the answers, so you’ll never feel out of your depth.
6. Checklists 😎✅😌
From interviews to discussing your needs, these checklists will make you feel like a cleaning genius - even if all you did was download this guide.